Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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