Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
