is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Randomize
