i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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