he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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