found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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