Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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