is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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