Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
The ass gains better be worth it
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