her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We need to get me chipped asap
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