Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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