She is in my trunk
id be glad to
I wish i was in the wii world.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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