the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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