that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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