I got chris browned last night
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
My breasts were aching with rage.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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