She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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