dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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