So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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