Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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