so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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