oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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