i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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