Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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