i can't believe i had my finger in that
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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