Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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