Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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