Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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