ugly people sure do ruin things
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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