i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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