have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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