i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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