Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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