woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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