I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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