GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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