haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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