this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
