ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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