In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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