Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Randomize
