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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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