p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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