Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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