So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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