where am i from again
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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