fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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