By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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