We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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