dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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