i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do vagina's smell?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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