Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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