It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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