how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Randomize
