i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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