No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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