your thong is hanging out like whoa
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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