You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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