I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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