I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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