The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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