Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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