So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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